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RT Life – Buying a Cop Car

RT Life – Buying a Cop Car

So Marcus Yes So wadda, wadda you guys want? okay yeah you might be asking yourself why would we be buying a car well the riders love doing cop scenes so I’m taking you in so for the price of one rental you can buy one so that’s what we’re going to do kind of story to tell especially, don’t…

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Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC ‘CAUSE I’M GAY. YOU CAN’T…

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Telenovelas Are Hell: Rubí

– [Narrator] Are you ready to get traumatized? Well I’ve got just the thing for you, a Mexican telenovela by the name of Rubi. (enchanting music) Rubi has more gross horny people, more car crashes, more people falling off bridges, and more suffering abuelitas than anything you’ll ever see. And if you’re wondering why so many terrible things happen in…

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First Lady Michelle Obama Carpool Karaoke

>>SIR, CAN I HELP YOU? WHAT’S YOUR BUSINESS AT THE WHITE HOUSE?>>I HAVE A TOUR OF THE WHITE HOUSE.>>DO YOU HAVE YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE AND IDENTIFICATION TOO.>>YES, I DO.>>I NOTICE YOU’RE SWEATING FROM YOUR BROW.>>James: IT’S A WARM DAY. I THINK I MIGHT BE IN THE WRONG PLACE. I’M ON BREAK. I HOST A TV SHOW “THE LATE LATE SHOW.”>>TURN…

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Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs] JEEZ. – WHAT? YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT? PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN TEXTING ME. “SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER. I DON’T CARE.” [phone chimes]…

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Mark Wahlberg Has Heard Worse Than Your Bad Boston Accent

Mark Wahlberg Has Heard Worse Than Your Bad Boston Accent

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM “THE DEPARTED,” “TED,” AND THE “TRANSFORMER” MOVIES. HIS LATEST IS “MILE 22.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” MARK WAHLBERG! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: WELCOME BACK! NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>THANKS FOR HAVING ME. HOW ARE YOU.>>Stephen: I’M GOOD. HOW…

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