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Key & Peele – Shady Landlord

Key & Peele – Shady Landlord


– THAT’S TRUE. [pounding at door] – IT’S YOUR LANDLORD!
[pounding continues] – HEY, DEVON. – HEY, HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER? HOW YOU DOING?
YEAH. JUST, UH, STOPPING BY. JUST WANTED TO CHECK UP
ON EVERYTHING. – OKAY.
– YEAH–AHA! YOU IN HERE,
YOU LITTLE MOTHER[bleep]? NOPE. CLOSET LOOK GOOD. DOOR IS STRONG. SO Y’ALL SETTLING IN?
– YEAH. WE’VE BEEN LIVING HERE
A YEAR AND A HALF, SO WE HAVE. – SO, UH, HOW ARE THESE
CUPBOARDS WORKING OUT FOR YOU? MAN, NOBODY IN HERE… BESIDES YOUR STUFF,
WHICH LOOKS GOOD. – THANK YOU. – COMPLETELY UNRELATED– HAVE Y’ALL SEEN A 4’11” DUDE
WITH A PURPLE BEARD UP IN HERE? – NO. NO. NO, NO ONE’S IN HERE… PROBABLY BECAUSE WE LOCK
THE DOOR. – OH, HE GOT THE BODY
LIKE A RAT. HE CAN JUST SQUEEZE
THROUGH THE VENTS. – YEAH. SO YOU THINK SOMEBODY’S HIDING
IN MY APARTMENT? – NO. I TOLD YOU– IT’S JUST A SOCIAL CALL. I MEAN, WHY WOULD GERALD BE
IN HERE, ANYWAY? – GERALD. THERE IS A MAN
WITH A PURPLE BEARD NAMED GERALD IN MY APARTMENT? – HELL, NO! WHY?
DID YOU SEE HIM? HE ABOUT 4’9″,
GOT A PURPLE BEARD. – YEAH. – HEY, BABY–
– [screams maniacally] – [screams]
– UGH! THIS IS–AGH! [grunts] OH.
[laughs] HEY, BABY GIRL. YOU AIN’T GERALD.
[snickers] OH, BY THE BY, HAVE YOU SEEN
A 4’5″ PURPLE BEARD? – BABY… – DEVON, WHAT’S GOING ON? – OKAY, YOU KNOW,
I’M GONNA LEVEL WITH ALL Y’ALL. THERE IS A 4’3″ [bleep]
WITH A PURPLE BEARD NAMED GERALD SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING. – WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING
SMALLER EVERY TIME YOU MENTION HIM? – SERIOUSLY? ‘CAUSE I DIDN’T WANT
TO ALARM Y’ALL. HE IS DISTURBINGLY SMALL,
REALLY. HE A GOOD GUY. HE SMOKE ROCK, THOUGH. I MEAN, HE’LL DO ANYTHING
TO GET MONEY FOR CRACK. ANYTHING. – OKAY. – I MEAN ANYTHING. – I GET IT. – HE WILL MURDER YOU. – WELL, WE CERTAINLY HOPE
YOU FIND HIM. – OH, I’M GONNA FIND HIM. DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT, ‘CAUSE I’M GONNA LOOK LOW, AND THEN
I’M GONNA LOOK HIGH. [grunting] – [screams] [both screaming] – GERALD,
YOU TINY LITTLE BITCH! SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE,
Y’ALL. GERALD, WHEN I GET MY HANDS
ON YOU, YOU GONNA BE 2’3″!

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100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Shady Landlord

  1. "Gerald when I get my hands on you, you gonna be two foot three!"

    That was a very big jump from the previous number.

  2. 2:37 You can see the purple beard reflected in Devon's glasses! Hah. Because I noticed that, I actually wasn't surprised when he started stabbing at the ceiling a few seconds later.

  3. Quote of the day

    Was originally 4 foot nine

    “ when I get my hands on you, you gonna se 2 foot three” 😂

  4. Watching this again a long time later when I Know How It Ends but watching it from the beginning, a different experience LOL. As crazy as the landlord looks, this makes him look really smart

  5. I like the little detail at 2:37 where you can see a little bit of color reflection in his glasses before he stabs Gerald

  6. GERALD YOU TINY LITTLE BITCH

    im using this in my every day life now and no one can stop me

  7. “Why does he keep getting smaller every time you mention him?”

    Coz that shady ass mothafucka drank some expired PYM particle shit!

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