Why leave anything on your front lawn, under the porch, on the side of the highway when you can store all that stuff my way down here at Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental and Car Storage Now I know y’all get stuff at your house that you don’t need no more you don’t want You know you ain’t gonna use that printer why keep it all around your house bring it down here to my house You ain’t the Dukes of Hazard You never gonna use that ugly yellow ya luggage You won’t need all this crap, whatcha gonna do with this, this is not, what is, in my yard I don’t care! I’ll store this motorcycle in that van for you, for $10.99 a month! You got old tires, they charge $3 for that old tire You can rent a truck, you can store a car, they don’t care, bring it on down here You ain’t got to put that old tire for $3, for less that that, hell for you, for the $3 they gonna charge you I’ll do it down here for a buck fifty Down here at Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage Facility Now friends, you may ask yourself, how in the hell can he store this stuff for such a cheap price Put this in a box, mark it for you, put it away, seal it The fact of the matter is, I’m pretty drunk right now And store it (crash) And this is a drunk discount sale down here at Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental and Car Facility You got an elephant, I got space Send me smoke signals You got weed? And I’ll store anything you want! Go ahead and gimme a call or find me on them internets at www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com that’s j,o,n,e,s, big ass truck rental and storage dot com This is a bus, do you know how big a bus is?