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Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage – Original Commercial

Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage – Original Commercial


Why leave anything on your front lawn, under the porch, on the side of the highway when you can store all that stuff my way down here at Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental and Car Storage Now I know y’all get stuff at your house that you don’t need no more you don’t want You know you ain’t gonna use that printer why keep it all around your house bring it down here to my house You ain’t the Dukes of Hazard You never gonna use that ugly yellow ya luggage You won’t need all this crap, whatcha gonna do with this, this is not, what is, in my yard I don’t care! I’ll store this motorcycle in that van for you, for $10.99 a month! You got old tires, they charge $3 for that old tire You can rent a truck, you can store a car, they don’t care, bring it on down here You ain’t got to put that old tire for $3, for less that that, hell for you, for the $3 they gonna charge you I’ll do it down here for a buck fifty Down here at Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage Facility Now friends, you may ask yourself, how in the hell can he store this stuff for such a cheap price Put this in a box, mark it for you, put it away, seal it The fact of the matter is, I’m pretty drunk right now And store it (crash) And this is a drunk discount sale down here at Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental and Car Facility You got an elephant, I got space Send me smoke signals You got weed? And I’ll store anything you want! Go ahead and gimme a call or find me on them internets at www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com that’s j,o,n,e,s, big ass truck rental and storage dot com This is a bus, do you know how big a bus is?

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100 thoughts on “Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage – Original Commercial

  1. Reminds me of a commercial I used to see for a shoe store in Detroit when I grew up in Ontario cause we used to get the Michigan channels.

  2. "Why leave anything on ya front lawn, under ya porch, on the side of the highway when you can store all that stuff my way" that opener kills me every time lmao

  3. i'll never forget the day, a buddy of mine showed me this on youtube 10 fuckin yrs ago when this came out. Unbelievable how time flies and we were watching this when it only had a few hundred views or less. never gets old!!

  4. Me: wait why YouTube doesn't recommend me this but they recommend me a dead youtuber account videos

    Youtube: 😀

  5. I love this, I really like the public access TV look of it, I use to see commercials for local businesses like this all the time when I was younger.

  6. Jones Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage is conveniently located on highway 666 across from Big Bill Hell's Auto. Store your 🌱 and shop for a car while your wife gets 🦆ed, all in one stop! 😂

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