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IF PEOPLE WERE CARS

IF PEOPLE WERE CARS


beep beep beep beep beep (car noises) Shut up! (Ian) Guys there is a very serious issue that’s happening all across the world and that is the moment somebody gets in a car, they think that they can just be a complete asshole like anyone else on the road. (Anthony) Something about having that centimeter thick glass between you and them, they feel like they’re invincible. And for some reason, common decency goes straight out the window. (Ian) So uh, we were kinda thinking like what would happen if people acted the way they did in their cars outside of their cars -Ha ha ha Alright, hey, yo yo, hold on, hold on, let me look, let me look. Okay. -Oh come on! Ehhhh ehhh ehhhh ehhhh ehhh ehhhh ehhh (honks) You want it? (grunts) Oh yeah -Oh my god, this guy is such a dick (honk) (sighs) -Hey um, do you mind if you just take just one seat? There’s not many seats left -Oh my god, okay. Do you know how much I paid for this outfit? If I got a scratch on this thing, it would cost a little bit more to repair than your lame K-mart clothes. So um, find another spot. -Okay -Don’t be selfish=I’ll…ok (honk) (honk) Oh -Hey! -Uh… -You’re gonna pay for this, right? -Uh… I don’t have insurance (honk) -Keep walking straight -Yeah, I know -Uhhh there’s a crack in the sidewalk! -I see it! -Oh stop stop! -What? What?! -Oh sorry, I thought there was a stop sign but there’s not -Oh my god, ok, you know what, next time you’re walking alone (honk) -Hey bro! Couldn’t help but notice you got some pretty nice calves. Bet you can go pretty fast -Yeah I can. I see you got some crazy bulging quads. You press like 300 pounds with those puppies? -Ha try 325! On a cold day! You wanna race? -Hell yeah -Wait no, we’re in public, babe, that’s dangerous! -Shut up babe this is guy stuff!! -Yeah! Stuff for guys! -You ready? -Yeah! -Set…Go! Looks like someone skipped leg day. (screams) -Oh my god. Can’t help but feel equally responsible for this easily avoidable tragedy…We should go! -Ahhh -Ohhh! God damn it (beep)Watch where you’re going! (beep) Come on! Ride of way! Ride of way! Come on! (grunts) Thanks so much for subscribing. Click the box on the left to watch bloopers from this video and deleted scenes And click the box on the right to watch our f*ckboy music video, written using only the finest, real, f*ckboy tweets They’re f*cking real

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100 thoughts on “IF PEOPLE WERE CARS

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  2. is shayne ok he ran into the pole when the lan (sorry for the bad spelling) and anthony were racing

  3. Idk If i should laugh or not. This is so true…🤣🤣
    Of course i laughed because it was fun, because Damn.. it’s so Damn true

  4. The fact that on the outside when they were being cars but then there was literally cars behind them

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