*intro* [ROMMELL] Yo guys! This is TGF! We’re back to bring another banger! [JAY] Few things we wanna show today. We got a friend. Who bought something for us. And he wants to show us what that is. R: This is our workshop. R: This is our workshop.
J: Follow me. *reveal* *banging* J: Callux? R: Hay Callux, how did you even get in?! [CALLUX] This is what I brought you. J: Jesus Christ. J: Jesus Christ.
R: THAT IS MAD! *autism* *pain* JAY: *pain* *autism* J: O, my back! *da-dunc* *dunc* *childish* R: O R: OMG! R: OMG! My back! C: This is the best bit. *honk* [ALL] *laughter* [ALL] *laughter*
J: *dying* C: *literally dying* R: My body flipped on the car. I hurt my coccyx. J: Before we get a bit too out of hand, right, lemme just explain what’s going on. C: *dying* J: You ok, bro?
R: Are you alright, bro? J: Lie down, I got some petrol. Stay there. C: We’ve done so many bad things in this room that I can’t even. J: It’s genuinely petrol, BTW. C: I’m probably not gonna… [ALL]: *dying anyway* J: No, not yet. J: No, not yet! J: SO Today, yea? We’re gonna be takin’ an experiment on what we thought of. So… We got a piece of shh- car. We got a piece of SHIT car. R: *mad* R: But yo, it’s name’s Betty. C: We gotta rename it. C: We gotta rename it.
Ok, Ok, mum, she was like, look “Look after Betty for us, will yuh?” Look what I’m doin’! *MSFT club yo* *crash* [ALL] *o* *trimming* *smashing* J: what should I do? R: *laughter*
C: hit the back one. C: hit the back one [ALL] *dazed and confused* *woo-dang!* *dang* *slo-mo bro* *break* C: O C: OM C: OMG R: It went all the way through this one as… J: We need to rake the inside of this car. Look at that. *labour* *hikikomori* J: That’ll do. J: That’ll do for now. R: that’ll do man. J: *jesus* *bang* R: this is so pimp my ride. J: K guys! We need to add one key ingredient, and it’s not one of my favorite things ever. BALSAMIC VINEGAR. This is gonna go in, you know, like, the window screen wash. Vinegar is very good for cleaning windows. R: You know, if you’ve got a bit of salt, like you have some chips on the win-
J: yea you have some chips on the win- you have some chips on the window screen. C: I’m just looking forward to the shards of glass in my throat. *making my way downtown* J: YEAH!!! J: Can I, I’m going to open it. *open* nah, that didn’t work. C: And if you look carefully, you’ll see the Ford V8 engine. That was hot. *all driven into the ground* Over here, we move to the window wash thing. J: THERE IT IS! C: If you put you know the whole bottle in here. should be fine. *pour* *misalignment* *alignment* R: Well, do you reckon this will make the car go faster? *thud* C: O, sorry about…. *all is forgiven* C: I know how cars work, so we’ll just turn on. *horn* *pfff-HA* *pfff-HA-HA-h* **pfff-HA-HA-hahaha* C: Wait, do I… I need to start it, don’t I? J: yeh *mental retardation* J: It’s balsamic vinegar! It actually i… I say we just go to the petrol station and get the car wash. *uber needs a lyft* C: Hop in. J: We’re ready. J: we’re ready. Rommell’s about to start the car and we’re about to start our trip and find the perfect car wash. R: Guys, PLEASE like this video because, like, OBVIOUSLY you want some of this hoodie. and
J: NAH and
NAH bro and
Don’t even get me s and
Don’t even get me s
bro nah and
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Don’t piss me off. R: al-alright. R: Yo, alright.
J: *arguing* R: Yo, yo.
J: *arguing* R: Bro, just.
J: *arguing* C: I don’t know what’s going on right now. J: Well, if somebody doesn’t like the video R: *laughing*
That That’s immature. R: *childish*
That’s fucking childish. R: You get that?
Just childish, bro. It’s fucking immature. Just childish, bro. It’s fucking immature. If you don’t like somebody’s video, it’s immature, bro. If you don’t like somebody’s video, it’s immature, bro.
*agreed* R: Obviously, we’re providing and you’re not and you’re not liking the video. and you’re not liking the video.
J: This is…
C: Turn J: This…
C: this C: off. J: This cost us money. J: This cost us money.
C: *hit* J: This cost us money. *immature* J: This content is free to you to watch, right. Well, it cost us money, J: where…
C: he’s gone C: out of his way to buy a car. R: I just insured this car an hour ago. J: And you haven’t liked the video yet. Grow the fuck up. Just fucking grow up! R: Bro, bro, take a deep breath. R: Bro, bro, take a deep breath. Take a deep breath, bro. Guys, I’m gonna start the car. I’m gonna start the car. C: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, I need to open the back window. *window* J: oH wAiT J: Oh WaIt iT’s AlReAdY oPeN It’S aLrEaDy OpEn iT’s AlReAdY oPeN *happy hardcore* R: I’m gonna start the car. *car* You two all be… I’m driving this piece of shit. C: Wait, wait. I need extra protection, so I’m gonna put on two seatbelts. *honk honk* J: straight in, no, no, straight in… Right, right, go right. R: THE BREAKS ARE TERRI C: That’s cause you’re fucking driving. *callux already dissed them* R: Bro, the stopping distance in this car is terrible! R: Bro, the stopping distance in this car is TERRIBLE! J: No, go.
C: My mum is gonna kill me. C: My mum is gonna kill me. C: My mum is gonna KILL me. J: If somebody hits us in the car, yeah, we’re gonna be like salmonella.
R: Yeah, no… we-we… Bro, I don’t know how to- *o no* J: There’s balsamic window screens! *balsamic vinegar* R: OMG, it’s terrible. C: Boy, it is COLD. R: It is SO cold. R: It is SO cold.
C: It is cold. C: It is COLD. R: Bro, I have to freeze and to drive, man. J: Emergency stop. C: *about to die* *brakes* *maturity* C: OOO, pretty warm in here. Guys, any choice you could slow down a little bit? We’re going a.. a bit too fast in this piece of shit. J: No, we’re going at 45 and the car’s struggling. Look at this mirror! C: I’m gonna die, gonna die! J: I’ll try and put the window up. C: Yeah, yeah. Do it, do it, do it. *window* C: It’s odd, yeah? J: NA. Guys, we’re just about to pull up to the petrol station. Um, there’s a car wash there. I think we’ve found one. Is it open? Please, I’m prayin’ it’s open. *open* Guys. Look, there’s the car wash. J: *falsetto* R: Oh fuck, I’m terrified. C: No one’s guarding it. SRSLY. Ho-How do you activate it? R: Here. Here you go, bro. J: Excuse me? *light talk* C: What’s he doin’? R: i don’t know what he’s doin’… I told him, why he brought attention to the car? He brought attention-t… J: Yeah, I’m just gonna pay for it. There you go. *snickers* The shampoo with this one. C: HA. J: It washes the wheels, everythin’. *first class* Bro, it’s gonna spray now. C: I’ll sit. As long as I got Doritos, it’s not so bad. *childish* J: Stop, stop. C: Is that.. Is this the end of it? R: Jesus Christ. OMG. J: I’m scared. R: Bro. J: Here we go! It’s flickin’ in my face already! *hearty laughter* It’s flickin’, it’s comin’ in here! It’s comin’ in here, bro! (meanwhile…) *death approaches* R: O R: OM *pain* J: *squeak* It stings your eyes! *pain* Don’t get it in your eyes! Don’t get… BRO. It stings your eye! *pain* R: OMG, it’s so wet! J: I’m drenched, bro! Guys, this isn’t over yet. Keep watching ’til the end! We’re gonna go through it again, but this time, there’s gonna be foam involved. Alright, here we go. Code accepted. Here we go, guys! Round two! R: *exhale* K, I’m gonna take off my hat for this. J: Guys, like I said. If you haven’t liked the video…. R/J: You’re a childish little bastard! R: little bastard J: The foam! The foam! R: O, fuck! O J: That’s genuinely foam. *cumdown* J: O!
R: Like, we’re staring Death in the face! J: Life’s about to get miserable. you know. Here we go! Let’s do this! *sucker* Let’s do this. *cramp* O *slap* *pain* J: IT’S COLD! IT’S SO COLD! *pain* R: I feel like I’m gonna poo myself. What is happening now? J: Are you ok? Are you ok? *pain* J: This car is ruined. C: Oh. So cold. J: What the fuck is that sound? The heater! *heater* *aftermath* J: Guys. Thank you so much for watching. We made a video on Callux’s channel. Go check it out. That shit is absurd. That shit is ABsurd. That shit is ABSURD. If you like what you see here, you’re gonna love what this guy does on his channel. R: Make sure you subscribe to his channel also because he’s got great- Well, I wouldn’t say great, but it’s alright. *last laugh* *outro*