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Dwayne Johnson Loves Buying People Cars


>>IT IS A BIG MONTH. >>Jimmy: IT IS. HOW’S YOUR DAD, FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW YOUR DAD WAS A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING CHAMPION ROCKY JOHNSON HOW’S HE DOING?>>HE’S DOING GREAT HE WAS FIRST BLACK TAG TEAM CHAMPION FOR THE WWE BACK IN THE EARLY 80s. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YEAH. HE IS DOING VERY GOOD NOW. HE’S HAD JUST A TOUGH LIFE IN THE WORLD OF WRESTLING, HAD HIS KNEES DONE, JUST HAD HIS HIP DONE. HERE’S WHAT’S FUNNY, HE’S A TOUGH GUY. HE HAD HIS HIP DONE AND I GET A CALL FROM HIM. HE IS LIKE HOW YOU DOING, I’M LIKE HOW YOU DOING, HE’S LIKE MY HIP IS GOOD, GOING TO COME ALONG BUT DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME I’M GOING TO BE FINE. I SAID WHAT’S GOING ON. HE GOES WELL THE DOCTOR SAID THE BUCKET SEATS IN MY CAR WOULD BE MUCH BETTER IF THE CAR WAS A CADILLAC ESCALADE. [ LAUGHTER ] WAIT, WHAT? THE DOCTOR SAID THIS? NO, REALLY, THE DOCTOR SAID THE BUCKET SEATS — BUT THE CRAZY THING IS I LITERALLY JUST GOT HIM A CAR LAST CHRISTMAS. HE WANTED A FORD EXPLORER. HE’S LIKE BUT THE PROBLEM IS THE BUCKET SEATS. SO I WAS LAUGHING LIKE YOU. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUNNIEST [ BLEEP ] I’VE EVER HEARD. >>Jimmy: OF HE WAS TRYING TO BE SLY. >>YEAH AND I WAS LIKE, I GOT IT. >>Jimmy: OH, YOU TOOK CARE OF IT. >>OH, YEAH GOT TO TAKE CARE OF POPS. YOU GOT TO.>>Jimmy: DO YOU GET THAT A LOT FROM YOUR FAMILY. >>WELL, HERE’S THE THING, I DO HAVE AN ISSUE, A LITTLE SICKNESS THAT I HAVE, WHERE I REALLY ENJOY BUYING CARS AND GIVING CARS — >>Jimmy: OH, TO PEOPLE. >>LIKE MY FAMILY. AND SUCH. THE BIG BROWN BALL TATTOOED OPRAH. >>Jimmy: YOU DON’T GIVE THEM TO STRANGERS BUT TO PEOPLE YOU KNOW?>>NO I DON’T GIVE THEM TO STRANGERS. I GIVE THEM TO PEOPLE I KNOW. IF THEY ASK FOR IT I DON’T GIVE IT TO THEM. BUT I DO ENJOY THAT AND I DO HAVE THIS PROBLEM. >>Jimmy: SO THAT’S THE IT RULE IF YOU ASK YOU WILL NOT GET IT. >>YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE. >>Jimmy: WHO HAS RECEIVED CARS?>>OH, YOU KNOW, MULTIPLE FAMILY MEMBERS HOUSE KEEPERS. I ENJOY IT.>>Jimmy: WOW YOU DO. DOULA’S DO THEY GET CARS?>>YES. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: THEY DO, THAT’S GOOD TO KNOW.>>YOU WILL GET A CAR, YES.>>Jimmy: THAT’S GREAT NEWS. SO IN OTHER WORDS IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE JOHNSON FAMILY AND HAVE NOT RECEIVED A CAR — [ LAUGHTER ] FROM COUSIN DWYANE MEANS COUSIN DWYANE DOESN’T LIKE YOU MUCH. >>IT PROBABLY MEANS IT’S COMING.

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