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“Buying A Luxury Car With Fake money” | Comment Trolling

“Buying A Luxury Car With Fake money” | Comment Trolling

Look for a girl, tell her she’s beautiful and then ask if she can give you 20 pesos. Hope you can do it! Hi miss I was just standing by here waiting for a ride Then I saw you walking by Then I thought like you’re so beautiful I was really shookt like this is the first time I saw a beauty like you. you’re like an angel indeed. you know? ’cause you’re just walking by and you’re like shining right there you’re all I see actually right now I can feel their presence by the way my name is Oliver What’s your name? Do you want to go first? actually…. can you lend me…. 30 pesos “cause I don’t have money to pay the ride no, I dont have. oh you don’t? I don’t have money to pay the ride it’s just you I saw right there No, I don’t have money sorry ok no worries, thanks anyway I will just take a walk instead. Go to a petshop store, buy a birdseed then ask how long the birds will grow? How much is the birdseed? do you have birdseed? yes we do. 1 kilo for 50 pesos how long is it to grow? the bird the bird it’s just my first time to…. to plant how many weeks do you think for it to grow? the bird? if I plant it. I’ll just ask my sister i’m trying to buy birdseed just wanna know how long it is for the birds to grow? if I plant it. you will plant the birdseeds, and then? yes. how long is it for the birds to grow? the birds to grow? yes do you think, how long is it? maybe around… 5 days! ahh 5 days. oh I see. how much 1… 60 kilo… how many…. How many birds will grow within 5 days? like this? yes, like that. for 5 days. 5 days how many birds? Thank you. PLace an “ice for sale” signage from one house to another, then buy it yourself. how much is your… how much is your ice water? what? ice water? ice candy? none we don’t have that. none? but you have a signage here. right here. hey! ice candy for sale and.. ice water it’s not ours isn’t this yours sir? what’s that? you don’t have that? I can have fresh spring roll instead, maam. fresh spring roll buy 1 take 1? no we don’t have that. oh you don’t have? you don’t have. ok, thank you sir. don’t you have? fresh spring roll? no we don’t I’m a bit hungry…. oh you don’t have? ok thank you thank you sir thank you thank you! hello, they don’t have fresh spring roll. Go to puregold supermarket looking like a miner and look for gold. Sir! where can I find…. where you heading sir? to the mine mine of what? mine mine gold mine it says Puregold Puregold Pure gold This way sir. where is the entrance sir? going to the mine so I can dig for gold. There’s nothing here. oh there’s nothing here? it’s outside? yes outside isn’t it there? anyway sir thank you Reppin’ San Juan Laguna via Detroit Michigan. We Love your channel especially your comment trolling. I bet my homeboy Stew $100 you guys will not ignore this comment. If you read it and reply Stew owes me $100. I’ll donate that money to the Red Cross if you do a video trying to buy a million peso car with fake money. yes, I’m here ok this is so beautiful how much are you cars? what car ma’am? this one the Almera my water yes? come here I like this black How much is that? I’ll check it first madam How much the price of each? this one? don’t you just stand there follow me. son of a [email protected]#$% This one is Manual Transmission Oh manual? but what do you think are the price range of that? I’m planning to buy 2. I have a cash with me. I’m paying in cash. Oh this one is big headed! How much is that? 1 Million 1M 88? Maybe I’ll have this instead It’s big headed I like those that have big head how much? Come over here! Sorry madam! son of a…. son of a [email protected]#$ hey boy! boy! wait a minute sir what? you called me sir? how much is it? 1M? it’s also negotiable madam I have 1 million here can I just pay it in cash? you can talk to my boss i’ll just pay in cash.. 1.88 Million I have bring… can I pay it in cash? yes you can. cause… that’s very beautiful inside is like for hollywood stars Oh like a star! it would be much better if cash so that no more discussion no more commitment it’s really hard to commit pay in cash, no more commitment His name is Jerry ok you can test drive it. I don’t know how to drive you know how to drive? Yes ma’am! can you help me count the money? open it ma’am water what am I going to do with that? son of a [email protected]#$ don’t be a… here ma’am open it please count this. how much? give me that let’s count this this is a play money ma’am huh? I had just withdrawn it this isn’t a real money no, that’s real! can you check it that’s not a real money! this isn’t a real money! I quit! Pancho! [email protected]#$ [email protected]#$ Pancho! Pancho! bro do you… do you have money, bro? i’ll just go home instead No ma’am! oh my gosh this is so embarrassing hohohoy Tukos! We just want to share something to you on how to earn within 1 year! A super amazing fastest way to earn money! and this is the UPStake! Amazing! UPStake is a kind of coins just like Bitcoin or ETH wherein the value gets higher every hour right? but if you don’t know about that coins that’s ok Tukos! because UPStake is an investment wherein, if you put your money it will grow over time just leave it for months it will get higher and higher and higher it depends with you Tukos! if you’re saving like 10,000 pesos invest it on UPStake because you never know what that 10,000 will worth in 1 year. 4 easy steps STEP 1 download and sign up we need because this is where we are going to deposit the money we want to invest in UPStake link is in the description below STEP 2 sign up to you can use your preferred browser just click the UPStake link description below, to avoid hassle. STEP 3 let’s teach them on how to deposit thru 7/11 so let’s open the app we’re here in wallet just click the icon below boom! right there Tukos! just browse it you can use any method you like and we are going to use 7/11 Tukos! just click this also with with sound effect for us Tukos! we want to invest around 15,000 pesos 5k each one of us 15 15,000 you see that Tukos? just click place order that’s how simple! right there, almost done. and this barcode will be the one to be scanned at 7/11 so we need to go to 7/11 right now come on let’s go! yohohohon Tukos! so right we’re here at 7/11 to deposit our cash-in earlier to our account let’s go! let’s go home! that’s it Tukos! we already have deposited out 15,000 and we can see it here right now it’s already on BTC wallet, Tukos! you can see it’s 14,560 less transanction fee the money you invested became Bitcoin, Tukos! it’s super easy to to put money in our Bitcoin wallet Then after this Tukos! We are going to our 4th STEP! So now Tukos! We are now on UPStake account earlier we registered on our UPStake account you will see all the functionalities right there The first thing to do is click the navigation Then go to wallet Then you will see there…. here is the Bitcoin This is the Bitcoin logo you will see it there all you have to do is… to deposit click the deposit BTC deposit address id VERY IMPORTANT! will use it to send Bitcoin from to UPStake account just copy the address then go back to wallet so now we’re here in wallet all we have to do is send Bitcoin to our UPStake account click send enter wallet address then paste the copied address from UPStake so simple so now Tukos! we are now going to send the funds to our UPStake account to avoid confusion just change the BTC to PHP it is going to be the total amount of our deposit let’s now send our…. address and there…. let’s simultaneously click the send hold it…. put it here… right here sending it now……. click continue so there Tukos! it’s already in the account you can see it now! let’s now go to UPStake account and check if it’s really been deposited (It may take up to 2 hours depending on the size of the transfer.) we are now here on our UPStake account, Tukos! and it’s already there, right? that’s the amount of what we have put in and for the last STEP! we will convert that BTC to UPS wallet we are now going to exchange wallet go straight down below if you’re having a hard time copying just click all. it’s much simple it can be 25% or 50% much better if All right there! place order it’s that how simple! it’s super easy Tukos! already confirmed! that’s how simple to buy UPStake! and we’ll now check our wallet, Tukos! if it’s already deposited so there Tukos! it’s really obvious, Tukos! if you want to see your profit after 1 year you can also see it here in our UPStake account we’ll go down below Profit calculator is the name of the section so there Tukos! we can see on our Profit calculator how much profit we can earn within 1 year! just slide until the end then see how much we can profit within 1 year a maximum total of 8343.83 DOLLARS! let’s convert it to peso the 15,000 we deposited will become 433,000 within only 1 year!! just see how much profit it is how much investment you can make on a small amount let’s say like just for your savings how much more if 3 years? can you see it Tukos? can you see it? and the most good thing about UPStake is for example you need money YOU CAN WITHDRAW IT ANYTIME! but of course if you really want your investment to grow you won’t withdraw it and that’s how simple to invest in UPStake, Tukos! for UPStake, click the description down below! so that it won’t be hard for you to look for it SHOUT OUT TO…… go to comment section just click in the comment section follow us on Instagram, we always post our MyDay there! that was a surprise party that we have planned comment hashtag Tukomi for shoutout, Tukos! Thank you very very much! for your support! Tukos! always remember…. continuous good vibes! peace! let’s go! are we going to fall now?

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100 thoughts on ““Buying A Luxury Car With Fake money” | Comment Trolling

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  2. Try nio po punta ka sa mang inasal tapos dala ka maraming supot tapos tawag ka ng waiter/waitress tapos hinge ka madami kanin wag ka mag babayad lt to

  3. Bumili sa isang store (7-eleven,mercury drug,or kaht anong store)tpos mag panggap na pipi ka , yung feeling na mkikita ka ng tindera na gwapo ka pero at naka motor na magnda tpos pipi pala, and then bago kayo matapos mag bentahan mag thank you ka!
    Hahahhaa sana ma pick nyo @Tukomi

  4. Pumunta sa goldilocks bumili nq cake at maqtanonq kung may gold ba na ini lock sa loob ng cake…πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

  5. pwede puba patulong sa chanel ko mga tukomi pa SUBSCRIBE PO sa chanel ko at pa shout out po thank you po

  6. Mga tuko sana gawin nio to, punta kayo sa 7/11 na may guard tas mag suot kau ng sumbrero kung pinatanggal sau ipatanggal mo din yung sumbrero ng guard o kya crew nila sana gawin nio to guys pwede rin sa cebuana #tokumi

  7. Puta genyan genyan ang tessline pareho lng iba lng name tessline yan naging unstake lol waste your money promise

  8. Tangina scam yan tessline din yan n dali nko ng tessline nag palit lng ng name pareho lng clA tuko hahaha scam yan mag prank nl g keo scam yan

  9. Tondahan yung nag titinda ng mga paglkain at presyohan yung mga pagkain nila na parang kayo yung tindero alam kong kayo lang ang makaka gawa nyan mga idol

  10. Punta ka sa kahit anong bakery tapos bumili ka ng tootbrush, kung sasabihin nilang wala, umiyak ka sabay takbooo…πŸ˜‚hahahaha goooo idolsssss
    Paki shout out narin poπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜πŸ˜‚hehehe

  11. Sakay ka sa jeep. Magbayad , tapos pag nakuha mo na yung sukli mo saka ka pumara. HAHA

  12. #TukomiCommentTrolling punta Po Kayo sa public place at gayahin si Romina at Daniela ng Kadenang Ginto.

  13. Mag wlis s mail n nkasout
    ng n nka pang bhay Hahahah
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ pls try thisπŸ˜­πŸ™ƒπŸ˜“

  14. Sir" ginawa ko na po lahat ng steps. Na convert ko na from bitcoin to upstake. Now, my problem is I can't withdraw it. Please let me know how to do it po. Thanks for your help.

  15. I cant believe I found this just now for Clash of Clans: It really works! (4IJehp)

  16. I cant believe I found this just now for Clash of Clans: It really works! (4IJehp)

  17. sana po mabasa nyo po ito humanap ng mang inasal at sabihin kong mirong puwit ng manok#TukomiCommentTrolling

  18. Sana gawin nyo po to punta po kayo sa prince at mag suot po kayo nang damit na pang princsipi at upo po po kayo sa casher nasa gawin nyo po

  19. Sakit tyan ko sa kakatawa sa security set them clear 🀣🀣 dun sa puregold .. may pangiti pa eh


  21. Punta po kayo mga tuko sa Public tas punta ka Sa Nakatambay na Tao tsaka Mag HI ka tas kung mag hehello sila sabihin nyopo sino po sila?#TukomiCommentTrolling

  22. Walang hiya kayo sa pilahan panng tricmpa pilar kayo nag trip πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

  23. Punta kayo sa mall tapos magtanong ka kung sino may tissue.. Sabihin mo inabutan ka na🀣🀣🀣

  24. Daniella Challenge mga ka tuko, maglakad kayo sa public with daniella attire, sana magawa nyo
    Pashout out lang po

  25. Tukomi request kulang po pumunta kayo sa puregold at hugutan nyo sabihin nyo po pwede po pumasok pagnagsalita sabihin nyo pwedo po pumasok sa puso mo😍😍

  26. Mang hadul ka ng bata sa nakakatakot mong mokha na mukhang madungus ng may hawak kutsilyo #TukomiCommentTrolling

  27. Pumunta sa watsons or other make up branch at mag make up gamit lang ang mga tester 🀣🀣 #TukomiCommentRolling
    Ps. Dapat makapag liquid foundation, contour, highlight, kilay, eye shadow, at lipstick πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  28. Pumunta sa jollibee or mcdo ng nakaheadphone tapos pagkinakausap na kayo ng crew sa order niyo magsalita kayo ng napakalakas πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


  29. Tanong ko lang mga idol..panu mu ma withdraw ang pera sa upstake..?
    Tutubo lng po ba yun khit wla kang gagawin..?

  30. nakakaawa naman nagbenta ng sasakyan, akala nya may porsyento na sya. Pero nakakatawa parin. Naihi ako sa kakatawa. Good job po! HAHAHAHHA

  31. Pinaka the best mamigay ka ng pera at pagkaen sa mga pulubi habang nakasuot ka ng pampulubi na damit.


  32. Manghiram ng cellphone at sabihin na pwede bang makitawag tapos pag nakahiram na ng cellphone itatakbo nyo po ang cellphone sana gawin niyo po

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